YOU GAIZ. I got my first tattoo today.
On my left hip. It’s three hours old. “nihil timendum” = Latin for “nothing to fear”. An axiom I want on me always. I chose the left hip because I’ve had a bone removed in my right foot, and my right nostril pierced, so I am now a perfect zigzag of bodymods.
Many more to come. I want “SPQR” on my ribcage.
Also, those are my favorite underpants. Now you know that.