It’s ninety-one degrees, and I’m lying in bed eating gummy bears and reading young-adult novels about witches the way good Osiris intended. Way too hot to put on anything but a bikini, so I’m bringing you another inspirations post. I haven’t done one in a while, and it’s always interesting to see how concrete my tastes are when I see all my favorite things at once. For example, I didn’t realize I was so into colorful brogues until I noticed that I’d bookmarked a good nine or ten posts featuring them.
About those crawlies… Source
Dem brogues. I’m trying to track down a pair. Source
I’m mad about this coat. Positively luscious color and cut. See more of it here. Also, caterpillars are my favorite animals.
Can’t wait to become an Advanced Style lady one day. Source
Y’all know how I feel about eyeballs. This ain’t new. Source
These aren’t from a fashion blog; I spotted them on Tits and Sass, a wonderfully edifying blog about sex work and sex workers’ rights. They also remind me of my second-favorite fictional witch, Elphaba Thropp herself. (Maleficent will always come in at #1.)
Seriously, where does she find so many?! Source
Inside me lives a garish harridan with lipstick angling past her lipline. My body’s about sixty years too young. Source
Seriously?! Source
I’ll just leave this here. (NSFW).
Y’all sat through this, so here’s a little bonus: my new pumpkin friend!
Oh, and as of last night, my hair is pink again. God, I’ve missed magenta so.